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THIS IS A LIST OF THE CURRENT
PLAYING STAFF, WITH A AMUSING ANECDOTE
ABOUT EACH PLAYER.
THE 2000 SQUAD (in alphabetical order)
CRAIG BALL,
19, RIGHT ARM
OVER (medium pace),
"CRAIG IS CURRENTLY STILL FINDING HIS FEET AT THE
CLUB, DUE TO WORK COMITMENTS AND OTHER AVALIBILITY
PROBLEMS LIMITING HIS OPPORTUNITIES TO IMPRESS"
GILES BEE (bumble),
32, RIGHT ARM
OVER (fast/medium),
"GILES IS A RELIABLE ACCURATE LINE AND LENGTH BOWLER
, SOME ONE TO RELY ON WEATHER ON OR OF THE PITCH"
PETER BIRCH (beefy, linsey, pistol pete),
19, RIGHT
HANDED BAT,
"PETER HAS NOW BEGUN TO ESTABLISH A REGULAR PLACE IN
THE TEAM, HE IS VERY ENTHUSASTIC IN THE FIELD (if wayward
at times) AND HAS THE BIGGEST BAG AT THE CLUB"
PAUL BLYTHIN (nugget),
23, RIGHT
HANDED BAT,
"PAUL IS AN UNPEERLESS SQUARE LEG FIELDER, WITH
NUMEROUS FIELDING TROPHIES TO BACK THIS STATEMENT
UP"
LAURENCE CLEERE,
18, RIGHT ARM
OVER (horrible nagging pace and length),
"LAURENCE IS A RELATIVLY NEW AQUISTION TO THE CLUB
AND HAS IMPRESSED TREMENDOSLY IN THE HANDFULL OF
APPERENCES WHICH HE HAS MADE"
DAVE GRICE,
20, RIGH HAND
BAT,
"THIS IS DAVE'S FIRST SEASON PLAYING CRICKET FOR
PACKINGTON, AND WITH THE SOLID FORM SHOWN IN THE NETS
BEING DISPLAYED ON THE FIELD, DAVE IS THE KIND OF PLAYER
TO TAKE PACKINGTON FORWARD INTO THE FUTURE"
JONATHAN JONES (jono, shane, warney),
26, A TRUE GENUINE
ALL-ROUNDER,
"JONO IS A HIQH QUALITY SPINNER CAPEABLE OF TURNING
A GAME IN MINUTES, AND WHEN HE PUTS HIS MIND TO IT HE CAN
BAT WITH THE BEST OF THEM A GENUINE ASSET TO THE
CLUB"
JOHN. T. JONES ( limpford),
44, RIGHT HAND
BAT,
"JOHN HAS BEEN AT THE CLUB FOR A FEW YEARS NOW AND
HAS WITNESSED THE GROWTH AND CONTINUAL IMPROVEMNET OF THE
CLUB FIRST HAND, 2000 HAS SEEN HIM TAKE OVER THE CAPTAINS
DUTIES, TO WHICH HE IS UNFLAPPABLE AND THE ULTIMATE
PROFESIONAL, A RESPONSIBILITY THAT HE IS RELISHING "
ASHLEY KIRK (alber),
20, & LEFT HAND BAT
& WICKET KEEPER,
"ASHLEY SEAMS TO HAVE BEEN BORN TO PLAY CRICKET,
WHEN HE IS BATTING HE HAS A UNRUSHED COMPACT FLUENT STYLE
WITH A NATURAL ELEGANCE MUCH IN THE DAVID GOWER
MOLD"
CHRIS MILES,
51, LEFT HAND
OPENER,
"CHRIS IS AN EVER PRESSENT PACKINGTON PLAYER, WHO
VERY RARELY FAILS TO DELIVER RUNS, HE IS ALSO A SUPERB
FIRST SLIP"
JON LUND (lundy),
37, RIGHT HAND
OPENER,
"JON IS THE ULTIMATE PLAYER, HE IS COMPACT FLUENT
EFFORTLESS POWERFULL DEVERSTATING, HE NEVER FAILS HE IS A
MACHINE"
JEM PARRY,
38, RIGHT ARM
OVER (medium pace/lateral movement bowler),
"JEM IS THE PARTNERSHIP BREAKER IN THE SIDE AND HE
NEVER FAILS TO GET THE BREAKTHROUGH USALLY IN HIS FIRST
OVER, PLUS HE IS THE BEST No 11 IN THE LEAGUE"
CHAS ROBEY,
26, ANOTHER HIGH
QUALITY ALLROUNDER,
"CHAS IS THE NEWEST RECRUTE TO THE SQUAD, MAKING HIS
DEBUE RECENTLY
(8th July), AND HAS IMPRESSED IMEDIATLY"
ROB SANSOM (wallace),
28, RIGHT ARM
OVER (fast),
"ROB IS( in his own words) QUITE SIMPLY THE BEST AND
FASTEST ALLROUNDER IN PACKINGTON, DYNAMITE IN WHITE"
ANDY SMITH (the legend),
43, RIGHT ARM
OVER (fast/medium),
"ANDY FORMS THE OTHER HALF OF THE OPPENING ATTACK
WITH ROB, AN EVER-PRESSENT CRICKET NUT, WHO KNOWS EVERY
RULE UPSIDE DOWN INSIDE OUT AND BACK TO FRONT AND IF HE
DOSENT KNOW IT THEN IT DOSENT EXIST !!!" .